There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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