I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
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Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
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I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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