we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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