Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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