who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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