I didn't shave. On purpose
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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