Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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