he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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