I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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