that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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