Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
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Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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