Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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