I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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