The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
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I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
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Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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