So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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