Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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