you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
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Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
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I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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