return my video game
dude i'm inner monologue high
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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