Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
you will always have a special place in my vag
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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