Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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