I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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