More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
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Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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