Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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