Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
