And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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