i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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