My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
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In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
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She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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