Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
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Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
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We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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