I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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