Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
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Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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