Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
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her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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