Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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