Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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