I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
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Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
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Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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