This is not my ceiling
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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