what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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