Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
she looked like the before picture.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Are my feet made of real feet?
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I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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