i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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