mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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