No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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