Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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