I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Who died my cat blue again?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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