Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
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I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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