you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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