Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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