I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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