remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
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We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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