I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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