i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
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Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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