Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
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he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
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there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
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