Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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