Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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