no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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