They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Green mimosas i think yes
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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